Sunday, March 4, 2007

I Was Drinkin' When I Wrote This

... so sue me if I go too fast.

Oh, wait, this is a blog, not Prince karaoke. Sorry.

Anyways, since Skye is, you know, stuck in the hell that is Hawaii, I'll fill in the gaps with what's been going on in my dull-but-writer-like life. Instead of cleaning, organizing, or folding laundry this weekend, I instead wrote the first half of a shape-shifter short story. I know, right? I'm so 5. Who needs a clean kitchen when you've got a shape-shifting puma-man? Seriously.

I also watched a couple of Grey's Anatomy reruns. Seriously.

Since I know you're all dying to see what brilliance I've devised for my shape-shifter story, I'm going to give you an excerpt.

Sike.

Seriously. Did you think I'd actually post the tripe that is a First Draft? Instead, I leave you with this image from Fark.com that is now my desktop background. Enjoy:

2 comments:

Unknown said...

is this the same puma man from mst3k? that would be great, although you could call him a bastet, though that name might be trademarked, who knows, maybe the hawaii sun has baked me.

Sonja Foust said...

Actually calling him a cougar man, thank God, since I just went and Googled Puma Man and definitely do not want to be associated with that. ;-)