In the romance eBook world, cover art is infamous for its... well, shall we say, interesting male specimens. I believe the Smart Bitches over at Smart Bitches, Trashy Books coined the term "Man Titty." Romance eBook covers overflow with abundant Man Titty. Sometimes it's computer-generated Sims-people Man Titty, which is even awesomer.
So imagine my excitement when I found in my inbox this morning my brand new cover art!
"Hooray!" I squealed, immediately quivering with anticipation at seeing my very own book covered in computer-generated Sims-people Man Titty.
Now, if you can, imagine my heartbreak at discovering, not a cover composed entirely of male pectorals, but the following:
"Oh woe!" cried I. "Oh spite! The universe doth surely hate me to deny its bountiful Man Titty... Though I suppose," I sighed, "the picture very much resembles my heroine. And, I suppose," I sighed once again, "there really isn't any Man Titty in the actual story."
I squared my shoulders, wiped away my tears, and resolved to love my (sadly lacking in Man Titty) eBook cover.
It's growing on me. What do you think?
2 comments:
I like it. It's cute!
Personally, I'm happy not to see anymore computer-generated man-titty. I mean, you've seen one, you've seen them all. Your cover is actually attractive, so dry your eyes and stop sniveling. LOL
But seriously--congrats on the lovely cover. I know how exciting it is!
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