The prodigal daughter returns!

I have to admit, i was pretty tempted to never post again when i discovered that while i didn't post, pretty pretty pictures of a very handsome man appeared on our blog. :) Mmm... Daniel Craig. Yummy for numerous reasons:
1) Well, duh, look at him.
2) He's James Bond. JAMES BOND. What's not hot about that?
3) He shares the name Craig with my own personal squishy. (which is why Orange Car Guy be called JB -- hey, if you're calling the former "That Guy I Married" Romeo, I'm allowed to call mine by James Bond's initials. So there.)

At any rate, yes, this is my triumphant return to the blogging world. I wasn't deliberately staying away, dear readers, it was just that i was captive in a sort of hell where they don't give you internet access. Admittedly, it was the sort of hell where waitresses brought you coconut rum smoothies while you were laying poolside, so it wasn't all bad, but still, no internet access (well, okay, there was, but for $15/day, so not worth it).

I won't bore our readers (who are so 5) with the details of my long trip to South Carolina, California, Hawaii, California, and South Carolina (which was a full 5 stars, by the way)... you'll have to read my personal blog for that, which i probably won't update for several days. But that's okay. I know for a fact that several of our dedicated blog readers where with me on the trip and therefore already know plenty about it. The rest of you will have to wait bated breath (did i spell bated right?).

So, at long last I am back, and will again return to the 2 day posting schedule (i think). Sorry my absence was so heart rending for all. More later, when I'm not exhausted from a day of getting up early, driving from South Carolina to North, then unloading our CARLOAD of stuff, and then having to go into work, despite having quit. Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let Romeo bite, and I'll be back tomorrow with more witty insights into life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (or at least snarky comments about various things).