Not only is it super tragic that Sonja and I are going to be ripped asunder (good word, right?) but something else has happened to make our separation even more depressing. I have this super lame eyeball problem (for the details, see my blog) that means that after June 8, I'm not allowed to read or use my computer for 3 WEEKS! Eeek!
How do people deal without email? More importantly, how am i supposed to keep in touch with my now long distance bestest buddy if i can't even use the computer. We briefly considered using the phone but discarded that quickly enough.
I'm paraphrasing:
me: I can't email or read for 3 weeks
Sonja: haha cuz your eyeball would pop
me: thanks, you're so supportive
Sonja: Well how the hell am I supposed to keep in touch with you until RWA if you can't read? God, I guess I'm going to have to CALL you.
silence falls upon both keyboards for almost 10 seconds
both of us: Never mind
me: I'll just see you at the conference then.
Sonja: Good idea.
See? We may be bestest buddies, but we're not crazy or anything.
The reality is that Sonja's just jealous that i get to be a pirate and live the dream. I mean, who doesn't want to wear an eyepatch?
Gar!
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Even worse...
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2 comments:
This is TOTALLY tragic and I am seriously going to cry now.
But can you read with one eye? Maybe? Please?
Sorry dude, i'd rather not go blind. Because then I'd NEVER be able to use a computer. You're going to have to live without me for 3 weeks. Or send me emails that JB can read out loud to me...
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